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"Tracer broke the AWACS script"

Or maybe "Sweeper didn't do it this time"

We turned in circles for so long that the outside wing wore out before the inner wing!

Amanpour reporting live from Groom Lake...



Breaking News;

After an apparently "safe emergency landing", a conspiracy is uncovered. Circular discs for years claimed to be radars mounted on so called AWACS aircraft have actually been clandestine spy UFO's from the Deneb system all along. The detailed dummy aircraft are provided to mask the true nature of the mission, and were made of GRP reinforced Styrofoam to fool plane watchers, playing absolutely no part in the aerodynamic function for the vehicle, as can be witnessed from the footage.

Over to you, Richard. Your thoughts?

"I used to be an AWACS like you, but then I took a Slammer to the main wing spar.."

Wait.. I thought 145' wingspan meant 145 inches! I would be easily fit through then!

PILOT: Think I fit through there?
COPILOT: Nope.
PILOT: Oh ye of little faith, look how big that is!

LOL! Kind of reminds me of the RAF and the Short Stirling...

Idiot! When we said trim it so that it fits inside a standard hangar, we meant a bit off each wing!

(The night before in the Nellis O-Club)
AWACs Pilot - it's actually pretty hard to fly..
F-15 Pilot - Ya right, I'm a fighter pilot...I'an fly anyting!
AWACs Pilot - alright big boy lets go....

A bit off each wing huh? No problem...

LOL! Perfect!

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the airforce has removed the optional air conditioner in the modern F15 variants to save money, and has since asked fighter pilots to open the canopy to get fresh air

" And then I squawked maintenance I was code 2 heat exchanger and radar HAHAHAHA"

LOL! Looks like they didn't know where to find the A/C unit, neither, and used a can-opener to try and locate it.

Auxiliary airbrakes.

Opening a canopy of whup-ass.

This is why car doors open to the rear.

Damn remote start always screws with the door locks.

Too bad the Air Force requires helmets, there's nothing like cruising the skies with the wind in your hair.

I'm trying to appear larger in order to intimidate the enemy.

Cold air intake for increased performance.

I have a false canopy on the belly and no canopy on top to really mess with the enemy.

I left the door open so the enemy will think this plane isn't being flown by anyone and thus isn't a threat.

The ejection seat is broken so I need to be able to get out fast.

Through much R&D, the United States Air Force discovered a new tactic that makes the F-15C appear on radar to be a large pelican.