I've been in the process of looking for a new job, and somehow this job came up.

www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/47981...deed_FY17(May_June)#

In my mind I could hear Russ threatening to shoot the poor bastard down...

I need to refine my search perimeters to start getting stuff like that....I found a F-16 Flight Sim Instructor the other day - I could reasonably BS my way into being qualified for 99% of the reqs. It was just the whole 1000+ hours of actual flight time in a F-16 that was a show stopper for me.